My First Interview

A friend of mine did this on her facebook and it cracked me up. Here is an interview with my 4 year old daughter Emily Grace Heskett.

1. What is something mom always says to you? Don’t touch anything that is yours.

2. What makes mom happy? When I'm being good.

3. What makes mom sad? When I’m bad.

4. How does your mom make you laugh? Tickle me and I snart when I laugh.

5. What was your mom like as a child? I don’t know.

6. How old is your mom? UMMMMMMMMMM....I don’t know.....39 or 18??

7. How tall is your mom? Um...like 40 feet..no 100 feet

8. What is her favorite thing to do? Take a nap.

9. What does your mom do when you're not around? Do something that she wants to do like watching her shows.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? I don’t know like your birthday or flowers or a ring.

11. What is your mom really good at? Cutting strawberries. (huh?)

12. What is your mom not very good at? Hanging up pictures. (can we say random but she's right)

13. What does your mom do for her job? Makes money to help people go to school. (I'm impressed)

14. What is your mom's favorite food? Lita’s food (Lita is my mom so I think she is saying Colombian food)

15. What makes you proud of your mom? When you do what I want to do.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? Sponge Bob Square pants (really?)

17. What do you and your mom do together? Watch a movie.

18. How are you and your mom the same? Nothing, I’m not wearing any rings, we don’t have the same hair, I don’t have a squishy tummy, we are not the same. (sniffle)

19. How are you and your mom different? I don’t know (see above)

20. How do you know your mom loves you? Because you love me. I’m just magical and four years old so I'm smart and I just know.

21. What does your mom like most about your dad? He likes what you like and he knows what you want. (couldn't have said it better myself)

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? On the Border